i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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