they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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