It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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