Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
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your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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