I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
