So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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