party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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