Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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