I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
God, I missed his penis.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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