it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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