I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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