I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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