I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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