school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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