I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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