Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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