I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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