he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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