found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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