I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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