can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
The power of my boobs compel you
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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