you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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