went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
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Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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