Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
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