I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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