look no pants
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
What drink are we having for lunch?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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