she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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