Kareoke will never be a sober sport
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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