Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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