we have pet lesbian snakes
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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