worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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