Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
do herpes really smell.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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