Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
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You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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