using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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