We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
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he was CRYING into my vagina
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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