O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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