i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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