scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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