i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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