how can u be prego again
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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