Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
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so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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