I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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