doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my vag is so smooth its legendary
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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