Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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