He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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