You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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