Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
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I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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