ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Just pee around me
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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