your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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