I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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