Don't make out with my wife yet
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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