Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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