Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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