haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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