i don't like sucking hair
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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