I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
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Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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